Harrods – “You Gotta Be Rich”

Bob Lefsetz’s Original Post – “Harrod’s”

“You gotta be rich.”

Of course, Bob Lefsetz KNOWS what it’s like to be poor…

ChatGPT tells us that:

“As of June 1, 2023, Bob Lefsetz has an estimated net worth of approximately $5 Million according to various sources.”

And you’ve posted many times in your previous rants about the evils perpetuated by the rich, and yet:

“Yes, I buy top of the line Michelins, Pilot Sports, and they’re warranted for 40,000 miles…”

Those tires average around $250 each and $1,000 for a full set. I wish I could afford those “top of the line Michelins, Pilot Sports”. I’m definitely not homeless, but I cannot afford those kinds of wheels! You are SO worried about the poor, the have-nots and the homeless and you constantly virtue signal about your compassion for the less fortunate.

Besides, you reassure us that in spite of:

“by time this is done, I’m going to be out double-digit thousands”

And you’ve got plenty of money for skiing and computers:

“There are a few areas where I don’t cheap out. Health, my ski equipment and my computer equipment. Oh, and my car too. I feel good that I got two new pairs of skis last year. Because it made me happy! Skiing is number one, that’s why I went to Middlebury, and that’s what I still do, 57 days last year…”

I wonder how many of those poor homeless people can afford to go to Beverly Hills dentists, periodontists, shrinks, physical therapists, and then travel around the country to ski 57 times a year?

“Actually, first we stopped in Harvey Nichols. All the men’s clothing is on the first floor, broken down by designer, and if I had 5 or 10k to spend I could change my entire look and be happy with it. But that ain’t gonna happen.”

Perhaps you could skip one of those 57 trips to the ski slopes and spend some of your spare cash on a new wardrobe more befitting of an infamous music blogger and would-be political commentator – you’re way overdue for an upgrade…

And no Lefsetz newsletter would be complete without insulting President Trump’s supporters:

“MAGA won’t like it in London. Because of all the ethnicities.”

And you base that idiotic racist remark upon WHAT, exactly? Let’s take a look at a partial list of the “ethnicities” who all spoke at the Republican convention in Milwaukee this year:

“Lil Wayne and Waka Flocka Flame have publicly endorsed Trump in recent months. And in January the California legend Snoop Dogg said that he had “nothing but love and respect for Donald Trump”.

“Enough with absolute free speech. That’s never existed anywhere, not even in the U.S.A. But free speech is the new gun control. What I mean is you’ve got to have words and guns to stand up to the government, which is going to take all your rights away, after it taxes you and wastes the cash on losers.”

Even when you’re being facetious you don’t make any sense. The First Amendment is the FIRST Amendment for a reason – it is the most important amendment in the Bill of Rights.

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

“Everybody thinks they’re going to be rich. But the truth is they’ve got no idea how the rich really live.”

You should have a pretty good idea as to how the rich really live, with a few million in the bank and the money and free time to spend 57 days every year on the ski slopes.

“And it was hot and I took off my sweatshirt and when I went to check out the Leicas the sales agent immediately commented on my Submariner. Little does he know it’s nearly fifty years old, little does he know that I got it way under a grand, my mother’s cousin was in the business, list was $495, and I got it wholesale.”

A 50 year old sweatshirt, bought wholesale for $495? How many starving poor people could Bobby have helped with that $495? If Bob Lefsetz is SO concerned about the poor homeless families in America, he should spend less time on the expensive ski slopes and less money on his sweatshirts.

But Bob Lefsetz LIKES being rich! He just wants OTHERS to pay for the less fortunate, to pay for college loans students agreed to repay after graduation, to transport, house, feed and provide education and healthcare to 10,000,000 people walking across our borders and heading for “Sanctuary Cities”.

Amazing!